Shirts and stickers and posters and fun! Shirts and posters and stickers are the best gift for all occasions. Every occasion to give gifts is a great occasion to gift the gift of shirts and stickers and posters and phone cases and piilows and other great gifts for occasions....Fuck. SEO is big drag. I really hate the whole 'keyword' heavy nonsense that fills the bottom of a lot of pages. Sure, I'm supposed to include shirt-related shirts - like...fuck, i don't know...t-shirt, tshirt (see the clever variation that does NOT include the 'dash'? - makes all the difference in the world. Now the hits are coming fast and furious, motherfuckers! You cannot believe the amount of hits that comes from using those magical 'shirt' words. Incredible. Now, if I only focused on keywords about stickers. The high-quality, American-made vinyl stickers that I'm hocking are the coolest stickers ever! Why, you could put a cool sticker ALMOST anywhere! Just think about all of the awesome places that hip stickers with Bill Hicks quotes could stick: put your sticker on your computer! Stick a sticker on your phone! How's about you put your 'Hello, I'm Baked' sticker on your car bumper? Cops love it when they see a smarmy 'Hello, I'm Baked' vinyl sticker sticked and stuck to your bumper (that's called a bumper sticker for you keyword-variation-hungry bastards). Most times when a cop sees that you have a weed-related sticker on your car that you are a very bright, intelligent, upright citizen.- usually.